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		<title>So You Haven&#8217;t Found Someone Worth Having In Your Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I honestly think people just want too much of what they don't have. And sometimes that's okay I suppose, since perfect contentment leads to inertia (and the demise of consumerism! Oh no! What about greed?!) But when you end up crying yourself to sleep every night because you can't get what you want, you TOTES need a change of perspective. Now go out there, smell the roses, and get stung by bees---or to put it plainly, enter a bad relationship and find yourself "a Chris Brown to beat you up", which is the metaphor I'd like to use for finding love in a hopeless place. <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2012/02/15/so-you-havent-found-someone-worth-having-in-your-life/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=513&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>There Are Still Many Things Right in This World.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And this video will make you realize what they are: You&#8217;re welcome. Filed under: Pop Culture &#38; Media Tagged: Cannot unsee video, Crazy Japan video, Japan crazy video, so wrong cannot unsee, WTF Japan seriously<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=505&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Can Have Your Toblerone, I&#8217;ll have Tablea Anytime. (Theo &amp; Philo Please.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:52:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(The spirit, and not the letter) www.itsmorefuninthephilippines.com Filed under: Gossip, Pop Culture &#38; Media, Travel Tagged: It's more fun in the Philippines, More Fun than Switzerland, Philippines tourism copied from Switzerland, Theo &#38; Philo, Toblerone vs Tablea<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=497&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Google, You Are on the Running as &#8220;The Corporate World&#8217;s Next Top Emotional Manipulator&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2012/01/02/google-you-are-on-the-running-as-the-corporate-worlds-next-top-emotional-manipulator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These companies are out to get us and manipulate our heartstrings! Run! And run very quickly! Take your spouse and children and flee this capitalist wasteland!
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		<title>The Soy Boy&#8217;s 2012 New Year&#8217;s Resolutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 11:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know: so much for achievable goals, right? Then again, I bet everyone of us knows how life somewhat gets in the way and one ends up taking a turn or two away from the path one has set up for one's self. Sometimes this leads us to an awesome, heartwarming, lesson-filled experience worth telling kids when we're old and wrinkly and convinced of our moral superiority. Most of the times, it leads us to shitty situations with leather straps, metal clips, boiling wax, and a group of sex-starved sadists.  <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2011/12/31/the-soy-boys-new-year-resolutions/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=472&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Tales of the Happy Homo Consumericus, Part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thankfully, 360 Fitness Club decided to open a branch here in Makati!  I've been meaning to try out this gym for the longest time except I found it too much of a hassle to go to Ortigas just to workout. While I love commuting and I find it an absolute joy making people inside the MRT feel awkwardly uncomfortable by staring at them, those reasons weren't compelling enough for me to brave the hell we all know as EDSA rush hour traffic, just so I can sweat myself to an endorphin high like a morbidly obese woman inside the sauna. (The big difference of course is that I'm getting fit along the way while a morbidly obese woman inside the sauna is just shriveling up like a dehydrated 400-pound prune.)  <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2011/12/29/the-tales-of-the-happy-homo-consumericus-part-3/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=445&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Soy to the World!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 09:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tooth Be Told</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime last year, as my three loyal readers know, one of my precious molars split into half because of medical malpractice. (Affinity Clinic, I am looking at you!) To prevent potential infection, I had the tooth removed—which then left an ugly crater between my teeth.  This was honestly infuriating to be frank, since I just had my braces removed a few years ago and here I was again having dental dilemmas. FML. <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2011/12/16/tooth-be-told/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=421&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Egad Created the Universe!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:11:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[God is emo and he killed himself with Occam's razor.  <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2011/12/09/egad-created-the-universe/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=418&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Tales of the Happy Homo Consumericus Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:54:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyway, I'd like to meet whoever started this whole "You can't buy happiness" blah. I'd like to come to his house one day and tell him I'd be more than willing to get his money and be miserable with it. (Seriously, please introduce him or her to me. Is it the Pope or someone from the Catholic Church?) <a class="more-link" href="http://ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com/2011/10/12/the-tales-of-the-happy-homo-consumericus-part-2/">Keep&#160;reading&#160;<span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ahoysoyboy.wordpress.com&amp;blog=14443877&amp;post=393&amp;subd=ahoysoyboy&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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